The water bottle sold me. Very nice touch.
WHAT IS THIS MY BRAIN DOES NOT COMPREHEND IT.
Turn your head sideways.
forced perspective photography?
Goddamn. Smart woman for thinking of the “ordering a pizza” thing, and smart dispatcher for picking up on it.
I know this is a reblog and I have a separate blog for reblog nonsense but this isn’t nonsense. THIS IS EXTREMELY USEFUL and I wish so hard that I worlds had this knowledge two years ago.
I know that several of my followers have been and/or currently are in abusive relationships and I need to reblog this for them.
Don’t you agree?
YES. Hells to the YES.
so a guy gave his friend 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh. sadly, no pun in ten did.
spooky ghost for your blog
halloween is soon
Drag it now
Or on mobile tap it
Vulpes vulpes - The Red Fox
i procrastinate so much i’ll probably put off death and never die
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